Some might describe this as looking as if a small snail had been dipped in a puddle of gold ink then left to rather unsteadily crawl its way around this record cover. Others might describe this as a "ONE OF A KIND NEIL ARMSTRONG APOLLO 11 SIGNED 45 RECORD". I'll leave you to make your own minds up...

It's worth noting that in the description of this item on eBay it proudly states "HAND SIGNED 45 RPM NEIL ARMSTRONG!". Now I'm not sure exactly how many revs-per-minute Neil Armstrong would have to spin at to produce a signature like this but after the way he recovered Gemini 8 I reckon it would have to be a lot more than 45!

Rating: C for effort (real record!). E for artistic merit.